Both Brains and Beauty

Question: What is “IT”?

Astronomers do IT all night.
Chemists do IT by bonding.
Newton did IT with force.
Eighteenth century physicists did IT with rigid bodies.
Maxwell did IT with magnetism.
Volta did IT with a jolt.
Watt did IT with power.
Joule did IT with energy.
Ohm did IT with resistance.
Pascal did IT under pressure.
Hooke did IT using springs.
Coulomb got all charged [...]

Q. What did the antibody go to the Halloween costume party as?

A. As an “immunogobulin”

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THE HARVARD LAW OF BIOLOGY

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure,

temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism

will do as it damn well pleases.

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How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon?

He caught the garter [...]